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miss-doctorwho:

stantanalopez:

i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end

i saw this

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so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this

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why

wow past you was a bitch

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karenstarrs:

  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS UP AT 3AM BOTTLE FEEDING THE BABY
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS FALLING ASLEEP WITH THE BABY IN THEIR ARMS BECAUSE NEITHER HAVE SLEPT ALL NIGHT
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS MAKING FACES AT THEIR BABY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS GIVING PIGGYBACK RIDES
  • ALL YOUR FAVORITE MALE CHARACTERS AS FATHERS
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foreverwholocked:

OH MY GOD

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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ohlevina:

paufaux:

xxjustimaginexx:

disneyaddictgirl:

sarge-tammy-calhoun:

cutmedeeply:

breathe-white-noise:

saraaasays:

Always reblog

I actually really needed this right now, I know you’re not here, you’re so far away, but I heard that in your voice and I don’t think I could feel more suicidal than I do now. But your voice in my head makes me want to keep going, for you, to make you proud

reblogging because of that ^^

I may not know you. I may not have even spoken to you. But the statement above is no less true. Whoever you are, I am so proud of you.

This made me cry. I needed this

“im so  proud of you” I’v always wanted to hear those words..

I’m so proud of you^^^  even though you don’t know me, I’m a real person, and i am proud of you. i swear. 

I am proud of you.

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REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T HOMOPHOBIC

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

chocorulez:

chappaai-trekker:

shave-your-beard-louis:

I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.

Smack him with it.

Throw it at his face

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1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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artiestroke:

kittykat0102:

nosneezinginmyhornarc:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

Pokemon from the darkest pit of hell maybe.

and then there is this thing.

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Mega evolution

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conformalinkay:

eyjoey:

conformalinkay:

Also I accidentally killed a chicken while fighting a blood dragon, and for some reason the blood dragon was a witness to the chicken’s slaughter, coz once I killed it it said “last witness killed, 40 bounty removed”

??? ?? ??????? ? ??????

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How could this happen to me

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dead:

2012:

lapfoxofficial:

i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you

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queenmaka:

this kind of just happened i guess

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konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

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ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

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the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

what if the dark was a conscious being 

like every time you’re surrounded in complete darkness it’s just giving you a really big hug

you shouldn’t be afraid of the dark i bet it’s really nice

i just realized that my url kind of makes this a problem

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devildears:

starscreamsswayinghips:

notmoose-winchester:

justdesti-el:

loki-dokey:

lordwhat:

This is what I choose to do with my spare time.

I JUST LOS T My SHIT

I’m sO FUCKING DONE

I loST IT AT SAM

I’M NOT EVEN LAUGHING ANYMORE I’M JUST WHEEZING AND CLUTCHING MY CHEST.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE